I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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