Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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