no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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