I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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