Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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