And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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