This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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