The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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