And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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