I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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