i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
