Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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