Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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