normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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