he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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