Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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