you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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