I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
our cab driver is having phone sex.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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