So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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