Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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