He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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