Whoa Z and x make the same sound
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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