Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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