I wish you could order shots online.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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