He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Randomize
