And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I have post one night stand depression
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