Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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