Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
