Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Randomize
