Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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