My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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