yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
