I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You made out with two different species that night
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
