i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Randomize
