She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he shaved USA in his pubs
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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