did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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