Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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