If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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