After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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