You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
