The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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