Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Randomize
