the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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