fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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