I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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