Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he shaved USA in his pubs
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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