I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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