No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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