so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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