we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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