what if I'm pregnant?
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So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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