I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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