he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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