Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
