I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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