your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm both gender and math confused
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