All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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