so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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